1 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,556 My wedding was a superb event. 2 00:02:20,581 --> 00:02:24,810 2000 guests. All under the supervision of Don Maurizio. 3 00:02:30,516 --> 00:02:34,276 They are saying that this wedding was arranged by Don Maurizio. 4 00:02:34,301 --> 00:02:35,684 Oh, really? 5 00:03:16,185 --> 00:03:18,245 - Well... - Well, I don't feel married... 6 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:23,559 - My regards, ma'am. - Engineer, can you spare a minute? 7 00:03:23,584 --> 00:03:25,734 Just for a minute... bye... I'll be back soon... 8 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,146 But... 9 00:06:58,432 --> 00:07:00,040 Nice party, your Honor. 10 00:07:00,065 --> 00:07:03,760 Two weddings a day like this and Italy will return to it's glory! 11 00:07:03,785 --> 00:07:05,367 One must always have hope! 12 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,717 Yes, hope, dear Valerius! 13 00:07:06,742 --> 00:07:08,993 Hope. We all need some hope. 14 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:10,512 I hope to see you at the skewer. 15 00:07:10,536 --> 00:07:12,673 - No, that's not it! - Skewer! 16 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,726 He's the only socialist left. 17 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:17,195 - And he needs to be redeemed! - That's right! Haha! 18 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,693 It's clear that they made love! 19 00:07:32,892 --> 00:07:34,945 - May you have peace! - We wish you happiness! 20 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,861 - How about a big kiss? - Of course. 21 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:43,625 Are you crazy? He's trying to give a friendly kiss, no? 22 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,650 Your Honor... 23 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:49,409 May you always be as happy as you are right now... 24 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:02,474 Best wishes on your journey... 25 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:05,441 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 26 00:08:11,715 --> 00:08:14,460 We don't use the Fascist salute anymore. Now we salute like this! 27 00:08:14,485 --> 00:08:17,816 - Best wishes! - May you have happiness! 28 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:24,569 Goodbye... 29 00:08:35,071 --> 00:08:36,599 Thanks, dear. 30 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:42,977 Finally! 31 00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:47,296 Now we have this big house all to ourselves. 32 00:08:47,992 --> 00:08:49,180 Go ahead, dear. 33 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:51,376 I'll make sure everything is in order, eh? 34 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:52,437 Yes. 35 00:08:53,022 --> 00:08:57,208 Oh, mamma mia! I'm so tired. What a strain! 36 00:09:30,426 --> 00:09:32,216 When you're done here, you're free to go. 37 00:09:34,848 --> 00:09:38,463 I recommend you count all the glassware, china, and silver cutlery. 38 00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:39,488 Yes, Madame. 39 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:41,967 I don't trust these rented waiters very much. 40 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:12,771 Oh, you're here. What are you doing? 41 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,908 Oh, honey, you caught a cold! 42 00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:20,127 We stayed in the garden too long. There's a lot of humidity at this time. 43 00:11:20,152 --> 00:11:21,252 And you never listen to me, 44 00:11:21,276 --> 00:11:24,078 when I tell you to put on that damn wool undershirt, eh? 45 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:27,376 You must immediately take an aspirin with some hot lemonade. 46 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,072 Otherwise you'll end up giving it to me and I don't have a cold. 47 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:32,121 Of course, dear. 48 00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:36,539 Oh, what a mess! Not even thieves have been here! 49 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:40,406 Oh, her beautiful pure white dress... 50 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:42,346 for her purity. 51 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,095 Do you remember my dress? 52 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,635 And you never asked me, huh? 53 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,662 You never wanted me to put it back on, 54 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,406 not even for one night. 55 00:11:51,831 --> 00:11:55,351 Look... look at me, my love. 56 00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:58,562 Eh... doesn't it remind you of anything? 57 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:01,509 We were so happy. Right, dear? 58 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,829 Of course, darling, of course. 59 00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:07,845 Ah, well almost always! Oof! 60 00:12:53,365 --> 00:12:54,766 Flora... 61 00:12:57,882 --> 00:13:01,815 Flora. Sorry to interrupt your morning prayers... 62 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,830 Don't worry, dear. 63 00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:08,669 You know? Sandro and Laura haven't left yet. 64 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,910 What are you saying, Franco? You know they left. 65 00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:13,121 That's right. 66 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:18,868 I thought I saw Laura... in the garden. 67 00:13:18,893 --> 00:13:22,815 You're dreaming, dear. You know they left yesterday, no? 68 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,197 Not only did I see a girl in the garden, but she looked like Laura to me! 69 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,440 Oh, yes. That's Paola. Her little sister is already here. 70 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:31,375 She has a diploma in Fine Arts, right? 71 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,031 And Laura commissioned her to fix up the cottage. 72 00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:40,471 So she also went to live in the cottage, 73 00:13:40,495 --> 00:13:42,435 when there is so much room in the villa. 74 00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:44,867 Dear, you have to understand young people. 75 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,187 They have their love nest and want to be alone. 76 00:13:48,212 --> 00:13:50,081 or have you already forgotten? 77 00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:52,762 Remember we used to look for solitude. 78 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,422 - Hi, Mattia. - Hello, Engineer. 79 00:14:48,447 --> 00:14:51,395 I left the car by the fountain. Can you clean it up, please. 80 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,956 - I'll do it right away. - Thank you. 81 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,120 Engineer... 82 00:15:49,145 --> 00:15:51,307 Engineer, Mrs. Perella is here. 83 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,866 - I'm not here! - All right. 84 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,295 Dear Franco, you're already back from work. 85 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,400 Don Maurizio... 86 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:09,243 I really appreciate your frequent visits! 87 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,361 So, how does your sister seem? 88 00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:14,663 Your wife is fine. She's a splendid woman. 89 00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:17,380 She is dedicated to your work... to your family... 90 00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:18,843 and your prosperity. 91 00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,036 Prosperity belongs to the church. 92 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,355 "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's," 93 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,298 "and to God the things that are God's." 94 00:16:25,322 --> 00:16:27,442 But what is left for me? 95 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,895 After taxes... and after giving something to the Faith... 96 00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:32,926 Goodbye. 97 00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,036 - Hey, hello. - Huh? 98 00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:40,887 - I didn't see you. - Oh, really? 99 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,209 - How is the work going? - Come and see. Come on. Yes. 100 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,548 I haven't been in here for a long time. 101 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,075 You have really let this shack go to waste! 102 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,201 Uh, you're the sister who wants to fix it. 103 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:02,163 I should have given it to help some family in need. 104 00:18:05,173 --> 00:18:07,921 - And you? - I wake up to birds singing. 105 00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:09,823 There are so many rooms in the villa. 106 00:18:09,848 --> 00:18:12,075 Ah... I don't want to live in a villa. 107 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,833 You're too snobbish. 108 00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:16,261 And you do... you do... 109 00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:17,841 all the work alone. 110 00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:20,088 Yes. It's fun. It's something I've never done before. 111 00:18:20,113 --> 00:18:22,071 Well, how does it feel to be a father-in-law? 112 00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:23,288 Uh, me... 113 00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:29,829 Uh, I don't know how I should feel about it. 114 00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:32,708 In your opinion, how should I feel? 115 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,948 - It must be different I think. - Eh... 116 00:18:35,777 --> 00:18:37,892 - Different how? - Well... 117 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:45,178 In the meanwhile... you might be a little envious. 118 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:49,074 What do you think about the pink color? 119 00:18:49,098 --> 00:18:50,748 Ah... pink. 120 00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:53,436 - Don't you like it? - Uh... 121 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:56,275 It's delicate... 122 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,521 Very delicate. 123 00:18:57,546 --> 00:19:01,340 - It's very hot, don't you think? - Uh... hot, hot. 124 00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:06,974 - This will be the bedroom. - It's nice. 125 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,909 The lighting will be orange. 126 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:16,221 - In the bedroom? - I hope to create a suitable atmosphere. 127 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:18,028 Ah! 128 00:19:18,052 --> 00:19:21,020 - Suitable? - Certainly! Suitable for two newlyweds. 129 00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:22,779 Beautiful. Yes. 130 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,707 Beautiful. Everything is beautiful. Good job. Good job. 131 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,048 Uh, well, I'll leave you to your work, eh? 132 00:19:31,073 --> 00:19:32,283 See you later. 133 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,150 See you... later. 134 00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:38,463 You... 135 00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:41,726 You don't need my compliments. 136 00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:44,290 Yes I do. Come and visit me when you have time. 137 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:45,344 Yes. 138 00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:51,890 Seven cisterns of holy water for the rectory? 139 00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:53,914 To be honest it seems a bit excessive to me. 140 00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:58,188 However, I have already made an entry on your brother Don Maurizio's account. 141 00:19:58,213 --> 00:20:00,781 Here are the letters for the tenants. 142 00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:02,368 I have saved the copies. 143 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:03,876 Tell me it's all in order... 144 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,759 if I did all of it right. 145 00:20:05,784 --> 00:20:09,687 It's such a pleasure to look at the pages written by you. 146 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:18,742 You are adorable, Accountant. 147 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,389 So precise, clean, tidy, and clear. 148 00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:26,001 Everything is well explained. Look at all this bookkeeping... 149 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,042 It's all too elegant! 150 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,708 Nothing is too elegant for you, ma'am. 151 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,087 Thank you. But, I don't say it for myself... 152 00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:40,041 but those ill-bred tenants want to pay the same rent as they did during the war 153 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:41,661 Don't you think so? 154 00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,883 Fascism is over! 155 00:20:43,907 --> 00:20:46,014 What does Fascism have to do with it? 156 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,641 Eh... it's history, it's history, ma'am. 157 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:49,965 I understand. 158 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:53,797 Look, look, look. The Accountant... 159 00:20:53,822 --> 00:20:57,968 I can tell from your considerate eyes, that you are very passionate. 160 00:21:00,452 --> 00:21:02,235 That's my personality. 161 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,408 Don't you feel well? 162 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,120 It's very hot! 163 00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:09,715 In fact, you are well-tanned. Where do you get your sun? 164 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:12,075 Where everyone gets it, at the seaside. 165 00:21:13,552 --> 00:21:15,612 Your skin... 166 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,925 it's very fresh. 167 00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:30,678 - Good morning, Engineer. - Good morning, Lucrecia. 168 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:43,752 Accountant, where did you get your sense of humor? 169 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,334 - Greetings. - Good morning, Engineer. 170 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,281 - Hello, Flora. - Hello, dear. You're already home. 171 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:53,413 A sudden strike! 172 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,647 Ah, what do these workers want now? 173 00:21:56,673 --> 00:22:00,846 Who do they think they are, they are ruining the country. 174 00:22:00,871 --> 00:22:03,977 It's their right, Accountant. We have everything thanks to them. 175 00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:08,874 Yes... The workers are our mother... 176 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:11,404 - Or not? - Certainly! 177 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,686 - Happy now? - See you later. 178 00:22:15,073 --> 00:22:17,399 Accountant, don't let yourself be corrupted! 179 00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:07,288 How hot it is! 180 00:23:07,313 --> 00:23:09,510 It may seem strange, but I always wake up hot. 181 00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:12,514 Oh, no. Don't you know what I'm saying? 182 00:23:12,539 --> 00:23:16,186 I'm not hot... but in heat! 183 00:23:16,984 --> 00:23:19,206 Come on, Accountant! 184 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:23,381 You're a smart person, you already knew that! 185 00:23:23,406 --> 00:23:28,259 Don't make me say inappropriate things! 186 00:23:28,284 --> 00:23:29,941 Well... You know, ma'am... 187 00:23:29,966 --> 00:23:33,931 you look a lot like my maternal grandfather. 188 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:34,956 You know? 189 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,655 Accountant, you work too much. Your eyes are tired. 190 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:43,187 You make dead people come back to the present time. 191 00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:45,272 Maybe I didn't explain myself well, I meant... 192 00:23:45,297 --> 00:23:47,315 I just want to express myself. 193 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:49,874 - Mrs. Flora! - What are you doing? 194 00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,709 Look how you tremble... 195 00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:55,253 It's just a reaction to the heat. 196 00:23:55,278 --> 00:23:59,294 - You must be a fiery type, right? - No... 197 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:03,662 I'm only happy in a refrigerator. Imagine that. 198 00:24:03,687 --> 00:24:05,526 I understand you. 199 00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:07,021 You understand me? 200 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:10,974 I'm a female after all. Even my husband was like you. 201 00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:14,639 He was in the same condition when we first met. 202 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:17,576 Are you serious, ma'am? 203 00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:12,688 Accountant, why are you staring at me like that? 204 00:25:13,538 --> 00:25:16,485 What are you thinking? 205 00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:18,907 No, don't tell me. 206 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:24,263 I can sense it. You don't have to repress the call of nature. 207 00:25:34,146 --> 00:25:36,806 Listen your Honor, about my factory... 208 00:25:36,831 --> 00:25:39,441 25 years ago I started with two employees. 209 00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:41,921 Now this factory has 300 employees, 210 00:25:41,946 --> 00:25:43,541 and without anyone's help. 211 00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:45,948 And where did you put your wife's millions? 212 00:25:45,973 --> 00:25:47,114 I put them under my butt. 213 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,972 Don't tell me they didn't help you get started. 214 00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:55,067 Anyhow, I want to introduce your son to the world of politics. 215 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:58,483 Firstly, because he is a smart guy, 216 00:25:58,508 --> 00:26:01,303 Second, because he is my son-in-law. 217 00:26:01,328 --> 00:26:04,935 For generations and generations the family will continue to... 218 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,738 - Do bullshit! - Ah! 219 00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:10,746 You don't know your son, he has politics in his blood. 220 00:26:11,785 --> 00:26:16,187 Under my guidance I will make him a deputy in 3 or 4 years. 221 00:26:17,224 --> 00:26:20,128 Politics and industry. 222 00:26:20,153 --> 00:26:23,274 You underestimate the importance of our association. 223 00:26:23,299 --> 00:26:24,968 No, don't rack your brains too much. 224 00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:27,528 Sooner or later, I'll leave my factory to my workers. 225 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,148 You must be crazy. 226 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,327 - Do you believe it? - Of course. 227 00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:34,426 So since my son is now your son-in-law, 228 00:26:34,452 --> 00:26:37,522 make him a good deputy and then he'll will be your concern! 229 00:26:37,547 --> 00:26:38,976 No, listen. 230 00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:42,452 Wait... you lost your handkerchief. 231 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:44,449 Oh... 232 00:26:46,392 --> 00:26:50,576 Look... the concerned industrialist carries around panties, eh? 233 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,341 It's just a distraction from my wife. 234 00:26:53,366 --> 00:26:55,875 Yes, yes, a distraction from your wife. Now tell me... 235 00:26:56,686 --> 00:26:58,466 Is she pretty, huh? 236 00:27:01,617 --> 00:27:02,893 Go on, go on... 237 00:27:02,918 --> 00:27:07,215 I know how to keep quiet if I want, as quiet as a mouse if I want. 238 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,829 - Do you want a ride? - No, no. 239 00:27:10,854 --> 00:27:13,248 - I have the car. - And the taxpayers pay for the gas! 240 00:27:13,273 --> 00:27:15,643 Certainly. We're here to help them. It's only right. 241 00:27:18,619 --> 00:27:20,293 to me... 242 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,536 Ouch! Oh! 243 00:27:22,562 --> 00:27:24,920 I didn't mean to hurt you. 244 00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:28,596 - It's nothing. Just an old wound. - Oh. I hurt your head. 245 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,752 Paola... Paola... 246 00:27:37,312 --> 00:27:38,510 Paola... 247 00:28:13,211 --> 00:28:15,596 - I'm one size smaller! - Uh... 248 00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:40,421 Look at the upstanding man who walks around with his daughter-in-law's panties! 249 00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:43,585 Don't tell me you like to collect this stuff. 250 00:28:50,679 --> 00:28:54,643 I'm not as old as my sister, but I'm still a female. 251 00:28:55,379 --> 00:28:56,746 Can't you tell? 252 00:28:57,786 --> 00:29:00,465 Do you only like your daughters-in-law panties, eh? 253 00:29:02,024 --> 00:29:05,350 Anyway, what do you think my sister will do when I show her these? 254 00:29:05,859 --> 00:29:07,943 I might not even let her see them... 255 00:29:08,366 --> 00:29:11,751 but you'll have to behave. You'll have to convince me. 256 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:29,054 Don Maurizio, I just came from your sister. Sorry I'm late. 257 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:33,108 Dear, Accountant, let's be clear. 258 00:29:33,133 --> 00:29:37,859 But, she got this place thanks to God... 259 00:29:37,884 --> 00:29:39,693 and thanks to me and thanks to... 260 00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:41,235 - Thanks to both of you. - Thank you. 261 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:46,323 Let's clarify everything from the beginning, eh? 262 00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:50,641 There are three things... There are three fundamental things: 263 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,678 First of all: maximum punctuality. 264 00:29:54,842 --> 00:29:57,529 I am synchronized with the Greenwich Mean Time! 265 00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,234 Second: Maximum seriousness. 266 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,405 I am part of "The Third Order of Saint Francis." 267 00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:03,660 Good. 268 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:07,801 Third: Maximum speed in payments... 269 00:30:07,826 --> 00:30:10,155 by keeping the receipts... 270 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:12,570 I mean, there can't be any deficits, eh? 271 00:30:12,595 --> 00:30:15,800 Imagine this... they call me the "Speedy Gonzales" of the deposits. 272 00:30:15,825 --> 00:30:17,701 - You've always been called that. - Yes. 273 00:30:17,726 --> 00:30:20,508 - And we must be like "Him." - Ah... 274 00:30:37,306 --> 00:30:38,826 Will you come see me later? 275 00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:44,628 Paola, you have to forget about what happened. 276 00:30:44,653 --> 00:30:46,064 What's wrong with you? 277 00:30:46,779 --> 00:30:49,178 Don't you think I am enough of a whore? 278 00:30:50,072 --> 00:30:54,560 Well, yes, but this can't continue. That's all! 279 00:30:55,465 --> 00:30:57,250 That's all! 280 00:30:57,281 --> 00:30:58,638 You're telling me?! 281 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,282 Don't think I'm crazy about you! 282 00:31:02,306 --> 00:31:06,535 You're old... You should kiss my feet just for accepting you! 283 00:31:33,546 --> 00:31:36,346 Dad, don't look at us as if we had committed a crime. 284 00:31:39,228 --> 00:31:42,560 We have the impression that you're not happy to see us. Right? 285 00:31:44,858 --> 00:31:47,354 Don't make us think you like being alone. 286 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,267 And what interesting things did you see? 287 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:52,802 Nothing dad. We were always in bed. 288 00:31:54,919 --> 00:31:56,550 Beautiful! 289 00:32:01,218 --> 00:32:04,690 - Your sister did a good job, Laura. - I can't imagine what she has done! 290 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:07,541 That old shack has truly become something extraordinary. 291 00:32:07,566 --> 00:32:11,063 As crazy as Paola is, I can't imagine how our house turned out. 292 00:32:11,088 --> 00:32:13,362 The important thing is that you are there, my love. 293 00:32:13,387 --> 00:32:15,671 You are enough to make any home welcoming. 294 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,556 And of course, Don Maurizio has supervised all the work. 295 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,913 Laura, did you know that you married a future "Christian Democrat" deputy. 296 00:32:26,932 --> 00:32:27,938 Oh, no. 297 00:32:27,963 --> 00:32:30,714 What are you saying, dad? You're bullshitting me! 298 00:32:30,739 --> 00:32:33,833 Here are our beautiful porcelain factories... 299 00:32:33,858 --> 00:32:36,813 from which we get the means to live our useless life. 300 00:32:36,838 --> 00:32:39,218 Your life is useless, dad. I work. 301 00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:50,386 Sant'Antonio! 302 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,360 She is naked! 303 00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:04,173 My dear friends, welcome home on this beautiful sunny day. 304 00:33:04,198 --> 00:33:06,984 There he is. He's always here like I said. 305 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,623 - Go on. - Thank you. 306 00:33:12,938 --> 00:33:15,525 Be careful, huh? Wait, I'll get you. 307 00:33:15,550 --> 00:33:19,389 What a pleasure it is to see this beautiful family reunited. 308 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:24,394 Don Maurizio. You have become younger, Uncle Don Maurizio. 309 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,811 He is always present. 310 00:33:25,812 --> 00:33:27,364 Hello, my sister. 311 00:33:27,389 --> 00:33:29,381 I have to be near this joy and happiness, 312 00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:32,304 There is always a gift from Don Maurizio. 313 00:33:32,329 --> 00:33:34,382 Always. It's mandatory. 314 00:33:34,407 --> 00:33:36,180 Of course it's mandatory. 315 00:33:37,412 --> 00:33:41,995 Here is your nest, it's not finished yet, but it's welcoming. 316 00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:42,998 Congratulations! 317 00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,450 Go and put the car away. 318 00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:46,364 How beautiful! 319 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:52,157 Well then, do you like it? Are you happy? 320 00:33:53,339 --> 00:33:55,893 Well, I let you guys rest... 321 00:33:56,590 --> 00:33:57,790 rest... 322 00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:02,675 - Is everything fine? - Everything is fine as the Lord wanted. 323 00:34:04,065 --> 00:34:07,197 Hey, what is it Laura? You don't seem enthusiastic. 324 00:34:08,434 --> 00:34:12,543 How come? It seems like you don't share your sister's taste. 325 00:34:12,568 --> 00:34:15,141 Ah, it must be because of all the hotel rooms I've seen. 326 00:34:15,142 --> 00:34:16,182 Oh, yes. 327 00:34:16,207 --> 00:34:19,646 They were so impersonal... however everything here is so harsh. 328 00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:21,834 Well, I'm going. I'll see you at dinner. Bye. 329 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,236 Yes, dad. Bye. 330 00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:28,581 Holy shit! 331 00:34:41,437 --> 00:34:43,538 You know, with all the room in the villa... 332 00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:46,834 that bitch of a sister has to sleep here in the cottage! 333 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:49,498 Don't take it out on me, I can't do anything about it. 334 00:34:49,523 --> 00:34:50,692 You didn't want to tell her, 335 00:34:50,717 --> 00:34:54,711 but you could have a least tried since she is so hard-headed. 336 00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:57,928 I'll tell her tomorrow. 337 00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:01,605 Sometimes I feel like she wants to be in the middle of everything. 338 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:07,987 Can you do it without screaming? 339 00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:10,107 I'll give it a try, 340 00:35:10,132 --> 00:35:11,783 but you drive me so crazy! 341 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:19,555 Come on. Forget about it. Let's do it tomorrow. 342 00:35:23,345 --> 00:35:27,192 Don't. When you touch me, I forget about everything else! 343 00:35:27,217 --> 00:35:29,647 Forget about your damn sister. Just think of me. 344 00:35:29,672 --> 00:35:30,874 Come on! 345 00:36:20,058 --> 00:36:24,327 - What the hell is wrong with you? - I can't make love with that there! 346 00:36:24,359 --> 00:36:26,072 - What thing? - Him. 347 00:36:26,097 --> 00:36:27,967 Give it to your sister. 348 00:36:28,512 --> 00:36:30,087 Look at all this stuff... 349 00:36:34,874 --> 00:36:36,049 We're living in a museum. 350 00:36:36,073 --> 00:36:38,466 Over here is Saint Sebastian. Over there is Buddha. 351 00:36:46,944 --> 00:36:48,268 No, eh! 352 00:36:57,593 --> 00:36:58,852 No! 353 00:37:10,266 --> 00:37:12,016 Sorry, but I'm scared! 354 00:37:13,406 --> 00:37:16,995 I heard footsteps in the garden near the cottage. 355 00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:32,084 Sorry if I interrupted you, but I can't sleep alone in there. 356 00:37:41,189 --> 00:37:43,023 Can't you go any faster? 357 00:37:43,055 --> 00:37:46,057 What's that matter? Did you wear yourself out on your honeymoon? 358 00:37:46,843 --> 00:37:49,302 Today you had to go and by paint! 359 00:37:49,327 --> 00:37:50,940 I'm doing it for you. 360 00:37:50,965 --> 00:37:53,650 I have to finish your love nest. 361 00:37:59,224 --> 00:38:02,999 Try to go faster. Stop at the first paint shop you come across. 362 00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,812 Step on that damn accelerator! 363 00:38:19,306 --> 00:38:21,028 Look, I'm not your chauffeur. 364 00:38:21,053 --> 00:38:23,266 Brother-in-law, chauffeur. What's the difference? 365 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:30,778 Compose yourself! This isn't a living room, it's a car. 366 00:38:30,803 --> 00:38:32,547 Don't you realize how boring you are? 367 00:38:32,572 --> 00:38:33,956 I couldn't care less. 368 00:38:45,693 --> 00:38:47,393 Let's put the wipers on... 369 00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:50,927 It gives me the feeling... I don't know... that they're erasing reality. 370 00:38:50,952 --> 00:38:53,347 You were born to talk bullshit! 371 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,265 Aren't you going to open the door? 372 00:39:47,473 --> 00:39:48,884 Stop it! 373 00:39:58,344 --> 00:39:59,723 Get off! 374 00:40:22,926 --> 00:40:25,994 Traveling with you makes me nervous. You're like a snail. 375 00:40:26,019 --> 00:40:28,389 I should leave you in the middle of the road! 376 00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:31,797 If you make love like you drive a car... 377 00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:34,639 then I feel bad for my poor, unfortunate sister! 378 00:40:34,663 --> 00:40:36,067 Is she happy? 379 00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:57,007 Stop it! 380 00:41:00,912 --> 00:41:03,815 You're really a dud! You don't have any vitality! 381 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,876 How did my sister fall in love with someone like you! 382 00:41:34,506 --> 00:41:36,815 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 383 00:41:38,965 --> 00:41:40,955 No, no! I don't want to! 384 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:44,769 I'm the one who decides when I want it. 385 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,438 You bitch! 386 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,064 No! 387 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,428 Unfortunately we lost the battle over divorce. 388 00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:40,161 The devil is powerful. I know the ones who quietly betrayed us. 389 00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:43,694 In my opinion, the most beautiful gift from heaven is... 390 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,155 to see such a beautiful and happy bride. 391 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,414 There must be a lot of traffic to take this long. I'm beginning to worry. 392 00:42:49,439 --> 00:42:50,801 No, don't worry mamma, 393 00:42:50,826 --> 00:42:52,707 maybe they haven't found a color Sandro likes. 394 00:42:52,732 --> 00:42:54,199 Plus he is very demanding. 395 00:42:54,224 --> 00:42:57,630 Capital is an instrument of corruption... Uh... 396 00:42:58,484 --> 00:43:00,010 that it becomes a weapon... 397 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:03,851 but this same capital... can be used to fight this corruption, 398 00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:08,085 so in that sense, we must use this capital for good deeds. 399 00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:09,111 Right! 400 00:43:09,136 --> 00:43:12,442 All you have to do is find idiots who will give away this capital! 401 00:43:12,467 --> 00:43:15,165 But we know already know where to find this capital. 402 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:16,366 Eh... 403 00:43:34,147 --> 00:43:36,627 Damn, look at what you did to my panties! 404 00:43:36,651 --> 00:43:40,058 Don't worry about your panties! Look at how the hood got dented! 405 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,044 Oh yeah, what am I supposed to wear? 406 00:43:42,069 --> 00:43:44,472 - Don't wear any, what to you care? - Nothing! 407 00:43:46,433 --> 00:43:47,755 Look at this! 408 00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:50,123 And with this new generation... 409 00:43:50,148 --> 00:43:53,227 bigotry, which is your only strength, will totally disappear! 410 00:43:53,252 --> 00:43:55,047 Don't get your hopes up! 411 00:43:55,078 --> 00:43:56,879 Tomorrow we will raise the red flag! 412 00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,347 The red flag? 413 00:43:58,371 --> 00:44:02,153 Oh, here they are! We were beginning to wonder! 414 00:44:02,177 --> 00:44:04,035 - What happened? - We had an accident. 415 00:44:04,067 --> 00:44:08,147 Oh, we had accident. It was nothing serious. Don't worry. 416 00:44:08,172 --> 00:44:10,212 It was only a minor thing. 417 00:44:10,237 --> 00:44:13,903 It's just one of those things that can happen when you are out driving... 418 00:44:13,928 --> 00:44:17,926 A crazy guy on a bicycle suddenly came out of a side street towards us. 419 00:44:17,951 --> 00:44:21,542 Of course I tried to avoid him and I was able to. 420 00:44:21,567 --> 00:44:23,521 Nothing happened thanks to my quickness. 421 00:44:23,546 --> 00:44:27,702 He was carrying a basket full of eggs and tomatoes. 422 00:44:27,727 --> 00:44:30,111 and he dropped it all and it dented the hood. 423 00:44:30,136 --> 00:44:31,438 Isn't that right, Paola? 424 00:44:31,463 --> 00:44:33,107 Insurance can be very useful. 425 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:34,660 We accompanied him to the hospital. 426 00:44:34,685 --> 00:44:36,933 You never know with these starving people. 427 00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:41,501 With the money you have, why don't you give these bicyclists a car? 428 00:44:41,526 --> 00:44:43,895 Everyone has the means they deserve. 429 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,983 This is your justice, my dears. 430 00:44:46,008 --> 00:44:51,227 I'm happy and thank the Lord to see such a close-knit family. 431 00:44:51,252 --> 00:44:55,190 So beautiful and so close-knit and above all so united. 432 00:44:55,215 --> 00:44:57,660 Thank you. He is talking about us, dear. 433 00:44:57,685 --> 00:45:00,388 There will be a great future for everyone! 434 00:45:01,126 --> 00:45:03,899 - And to our future... - To ours... 435 00:45:08,819 --> 00:45:10,835 Hey, hello. 436 00:45:12,693 --> 00:45:15,180 - Hi, Dad. - Hi. 437 00:45:20,227 --> 00:45:21,600 You know? You look different. 438 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,822 Huh? How different. 439 00:45:22,847 --> 00:45:24,917 Are you telling me that marriage has changed me. 440 00:45:24,942 --> 00:45:26,590 Eh... I don't know. 441 00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:30,363 What is it? Don't you like me anymore? 442 00:45:32,186 --> 00:45:35,211 - Yes, but not as a daughter-in-law. - Listen, come with me to the city. 443 00:45:35,236 --> 00:45:37,337 - Let's go. - We'll be right back. 444 00:45:40,326 --> 00:45:41,669 Here you go. 445 00:46:03,839 --> 00:46:06,459 Seven for me. I'm going to win. 446 00:46:13,278 --> 00:46:15,238 100 million or I'll rape you. 447 00:46:21,806 --> 00:46:23,816 I have no idea where you got this from! 448 00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,555 You're always the same! 449 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,043 - Let's play a game of pool. - Eh, maybe. 450 00:46:33,233 --> 00:46:35,624 - We'll play for 100,000. - Okay, I'll win anyway. 451 00:46:44,412 --> 00:46:47,420 Well, my love, what's if like to be married, eh? 452 00:46:47,445 --> 00:46:49,080 Well, not more or less... 453 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,533 than being... 454 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,311 a husband and a wife. 455 00:46:54,335 --> 00:46:56,414 You are like your father... 456 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,247 always talking nonsense. 457 00:46:59,272 --> 00:47:01,148 But you're more mischievous than him. 458 00:47:01,173 --> 00:47:03,742 - But you married him anyway. - Aha, yes? 459 00:47:04,399 --> 00:47:07,025 But I had to marry someone to give birth to you, eh? 460 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:12,146 Plus don't tell me you don't feel comfortable with all this money. 461 00:47:13,321 --> 00:47:17,766 Hey, look, I'll show you a double-dribble shot. 462 00:47:18,947 --> 00:47:20,415 Score. 463 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,135 You know? Your father is worried about your political orientation. 464 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,308 You know I can't think like dad. 465 00:47:26,153 --> 00:47:28,422 His ideas are nice, but we have our money... 466 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,308 - We have to defend it, right? - Oh yes, you're right. 467 00:47:32,575 --> 00:47:34,100 But you're a bit cynical, huh? 468 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:35,414 Realistic, mom. 469 00:47:35,872 --> 00:47:38,966 Anyway... I learned from you. 470 00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,955 That's true, my love. 471 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:44,633 Don't ever be afraid... your mom will always be with you. 472 00:47:44,658 --> 00:47:47,468 Do whatever you feel like doing and you will have my support. 473 00:47:47,493 --> 00:47:50,175 I have fought my entire life to change his "red" way of thinking! 474 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,215 But, alas, nothing that could be done. 475 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,044 I've had to give up on that. Everyone does their own thing. 476 00:47:58,106 --> 00:48:00,506 Ah, listen, Sandrino, my love... 477 00:48:00,532 --> 00:48:04,175 Uncle Maurizio needs me this morning. Come with me, come on. 478 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,204 - Accompany your mother... - Well... 479 00:48:06,235 --> 00:48:08,274 - Let's take the red car. - To be frank... 480 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:09,877 Let's go on a nice ride together. 481 00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:13,521 I have to finish a report for my father-in-law. 482 00:48:13,546 --> 00:48:16,930 - Nice Shot. - What time are you meeting Don Maurizio? 483 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:21,109 - At 11:00. - But it's 11:00 now. 484 00:48:21,134 --> 00:48:24,530 Oh! Holy shit! I'm late! 485 00:48:24,555 --> 00:48:25,998 Bye. Bye, my love. 486 00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:27,410 - Bye. - Finish the game yourself. 487 00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:28,770 - Yes, okay. - Bye. 488 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:22,036 - My love. - You're already here! 489 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:24,831 Well, yes. Dad is quick as lightning! 490 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,561 I know, I know! He runs like a madman! 491 00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:29,664 I'm not letting you go anymore! 492 00:50:41,199 --> 00:50:44,376 Help! Help! Help! 493 00:50:46,513 --> 00:50:47,757 Sex... 494 00:50:50,227 --> 00:50:52,498 Sex, my friends... 495 00:50:54,186 --> 00:50:58,938 that filthy beast that we face day after day. 496 00:50:58,963 --> 00:51:02,301 Hour by hour. Minute by minute. 497 00:51:02,326 --> 00:51:04,613 The sex that lives inside us. 498 00:51:05,452 --> 00:51:06,671 Sex... 499 00:51:07,381 --> 00:51:11,643 that foul beast that devours men and makes them empty and useless! 500 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:12,937 Sex! 501 00:51:13,808 --> 00:51:16,295 For men, it has become like daily bread! 502 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,023 Sex and daily bread! Daily bread and sex! 503 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:23,752 This enemy of ours is sex... and it must be fought! 504 00:51:27,412 --> 00:51:31,643 It's up to us... and to you ladies... my noble friends... 505 00:51:32,986 --> 00:51:34,790 we must tear it apart! 506 00:51:36,612 --> 00:51:39,451 With a comprehensive... campaign... 507 00:51:40,361 --> 00:51:41,667 widespread... 508 00:51:42,959 --> 00:51:44,621 and after the victory... 509 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:50,284 We will all have earned our well-deserved place... 510 00:51:50,992 --> 00:51:52,216 up there! 511 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,796 But what are we going to need? What do we need? 512 00:51:58,466 --> 00:52:00,161 What do we need to fight this war? 513 00:52:00,186 --> 00:52:04,182 to lead this widespread campaign of destruction?! 514 00:52:04,665 --> 00:52:05,951 What we need... 515 00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:09,979 is your help. 516 00:52:10,998 --> 00:52:12,247 Help! 517 00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:14,655 Help! 518 00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:18,025 Well done! Well done! 519 00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:20,923 Flora, take over because my head is beginning to hurt... 520 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:34,868 Sisters... my brother indeed has allowed me to speak... 521 00:52:34,893 --> 00:52:36,603 our brother! 522 00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:40,080 My dears, it consumes his existence... 523 00:52:40,105 --> 00:52:42,113 for the good of humanity... 524 00:52:42,138 --> 00:52:43,959 and for the salvation of the people! 525 00:52:44,524 --> 00:52:48,241 This campaign... together we must fight! 526 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:50,266 Finance! Finance... 527 00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:52,387 Right, it needs financing... 528 00:52:52,412 --> 00:52:55,916 It will be an unbeatable deadly spear against... 529 00:52:55,941 --> 00:52:58,260 pornography, 530 00:52:58,285 --> 00:53:00,682 that wickedly falls upon us, 531 00:53:00,707 --> 00:53:02,813 from every corner of the street, 532 00:53:02,838 --> 00:53:05,031 from every advertising poster, 533 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:07,101 from every newspaper stand! 534 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:09,361 and against the cinema, 535 00:53:09,385 --> 00:53:13,086 the primary instrument of sexual miseducation! 536 00:53:13,111 --> 00:53:15,081 Oh, how disgusting! 537 00:53:15,106 --> 00:53:18,226 Well sisters, let me announce to you... 538 00:53:18,252 --> 00:53:22,147 that in order to achieve this noble aim of ours... 539 00:53:22,687 --> 00:53:24,772 - I offer 10 million. - 11 million! 540 00:53:24,803 --> 00:53:26,568 - Follow their example! - She said 12! 541 00:53:26,592 --> 00:53:27,961 Who will offer more? 542 00:53:27,985 --> 00:53:29,005 12 and a half! 543 00:53:29,030 --> 00:53:30,473 - I offer 13! - Just a little more... 544 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:32,008 - 13 and a half! - Oh, what courage! 545 00:53:32,032 --> 00:53:33,850 - I will offer 14 million! - 14 million! 546 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:35,747 - 50 million! - What? 547 00:53:35,772 --> 00:53:37,230 She said 50! 548 00:53:37,992 --> 00:53:40,593 You said 50? Why are you crying, sister? 549 00:53:41,306 --> 00:53:42,960 Have you changed your mind? 550 00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:45,844 No, reverend, I'm just afraid I have made a sin of ambition. 551 00:53:45,869 --> 00:53:47,347 How come you believe that? 552 00:53:47,372 --> 00:53:51,689 I offered 50 million, but I did so to highlight my ambition. 553 00:53:53,050 --> 00:53:56,012 If only all the ambitions were like these! 554 00:53:56,459 --> 00:53:58,543 But I absolve you. 555 00:53:59,485 --> 00:54:00,699 I don't remember, no. 556 00:54:02,385 --> 00:54:06,569 How is it possible that charitable works could reach such an amount, Accountant?! 557 00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:10,754 - What is the funny man doing now? - Huh? 558 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,247 Eh, I just happen to have a cramp in my kidney. 559 00:54:15,272 --> 00:54:16,539 Are you sleepy, Accountant? 560 00:54:16,564 --> 00:54:19,116 No, no! We can check these figures, 561 00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:21,623 against those that Don Maurizio collected. 562 00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:25,277 Nonsense! What a thing to say! 563 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,187 You know I trust you. 564 00:54:30,644 --> 00:54:32,076 How good you are! 565 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,756 You're very good person, you know? 566 00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:36,565 You... 567 00:54:54,193 --> 00:54:56,901 What do these figures with the asterisk mean? 568 00:54:58,419 --> 00:55:00,528 What happened, Accountant? Did you fall down? 569 00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:03,403 I looked death in the face! 570 00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:05,632 I understand you, but don't fall like that. 571 00:55:06,297 --> 00:55:09,517 No, it's my kidneys. Every now and then I have to lie down. 572 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:11,322 I asked you what this asterisk means. 573 00:55:11,347 --> 00:55:13,302 - The asterisk? - Yes, the asterisk... Uh... 574 00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:14,937 The asterisk... Let's take a look... 575 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,486 I'll explain it to you. 576 00:55:17,511 --> 00:55:20,351 The asterisk shows the fees already collected. 577 00:55:20,376 --> 00:55:23,055 Accountant... keep your hands to yourself. 578 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,894 Control your strong male hands. 579 00:55:25,925 --> 00:55:28,499 Look, ma'am, I didn't even lay a finger on you, you know? 580 00:55:28,524 --> 00:55:30,241 Maybe you've made a mistake! 581 00:55:30,266 --> 00:55:31,827 If I lie, I'm not the son of Mary! 582 00:55:31,852 --> 00:55:33,749 Look, it's just a misunderstanding! 583 00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:36,113 Misunderstanding! 584 00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:40,166 But what misunderstanding! We are all alone here! 585 00:55:40,191 --> 00:55:43,240 - You and me! - Even so, ma'am! 586 00:55:43,825 --> 00:55:45,661 Perhaps it was an involuntary gesture... 587 00:55:45,686 --> 00:55:47,501 I beg your pardon. 588 00:55:48,659 --> 00:55:51,863 It wasn't involuntary! 589 00:55:52,472 --> 00:55:53,755 It was conscious! 590 00:55:56,030 --> 00:55:58,334 Ah, what nice cologne! 591 00:55:58,359 --> 00:56:01,437 Ah, your audacity surpasses all limits! 592 00:56:01,462 --> 00:56:03,000 Look, now I'm offended! 593 00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:04,875 But why be offended? 594 00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:07,647 Look, don't exaggerate, Accountant. 595 00:56:07,672 --> 00:56:09,511 Don't be so dramatic! 596 00:56:09,536 --> 00:56:11,596 - The flesh is known to be weak! - Not so much! 597 00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:14,708 The important thing is that we will regret it afterwards. 598 00:56:14,733 --> 00:56:17,621 You are a very beautiful, generous, seductive woman. 599 00:56:17,646 --> 00:56:20,555 You are a man and I am a woman! 600 00:56:20,579 --> 00:56:22,626 Nature wanted it this way. 601 00:56:22,651 --> 00:56:25,627 - Nature can play certain tricks. - Yes, tricks. 602 00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:27,995 My husband will never know anything, 603 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,022 About what? 604 00:56:29,047 --> 00:56:32,315 I have thought about giving you a position in the company, 605 00:56:32,339 --> 00:56:35,253 In general administration. It's a good career. 606 00:56:37,174 --> 00:56:40,104 Ah, Accountant... Accountant... 607 00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:44,588 Accountant, Accountant, Accountant, come! 608 00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:46,033 - Mrs. Flora... - Come, Accountant! 609 00:56:46,058 --> 00:56:49,742 For the love of God, Saint Teresa of Gallura! 610 00:56:49,767 --> 00:56:53,481 Saint Benedetto! Why is this happening to me? 611 00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:55,381 - Well, Accountant? - Oh... 612 00:56:55,382 --> 00:56:57,194 Oh, here you are... 613 00:56:57,219 --> 00:56:58,430 Thank God! 614 00:56:58,462 --> 00:57:00,342 Oh, Engineer... Oh! 615 00:57:02,732 --> 00:57:06,800 I was consoling the lady about the asterisk on your bill, 616 00:57:06,825 --> 00:57:08,977 because on her bill, there are no asterisks! 617 00:57:09,002 --> 00:57:10,827 Come here, I'll show you. 618 00:57:10,851 --> 00:57:12,935 Everything is in order. Take a look. 619 00:57:19,082 --> 00:57:20,587 - It says 80 million! - Yes. 620 00:57:22,713 --> 00:57:25,041 - But have you gone mad? - Yes. 621 00:57:25,072 --> 00:57:27,359 So, I alone must maintain the church in Italy? 622 00:57:27,384 --> 00:57:28,855 No... your wife! 623 00:57:52,557 --> 00:57:54,557 No! Franco, no! 624 00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:57,722 Nothing has happened! Nothing ever will because I love you. 625 00:57:57,747 --> 00:57:59,661 I swear on my brother's life that I love you. 626 00:57:59,686 --> 00:58:01,036 No Accountant in the world, 627 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:04,041 could ever sever my pure feelings that bind me to you! 628 00:58:04,066 --> 00:58:05,320 Yes... 629 00:58:09,814 --> 00:58:12,006 If you love me, prove it to me right now. 630 00:58:12,031 --> 00:58:14,747 I'm asking you to fire him on the spot. 631 00:58:14,772 --> 00:58:17,594 - The Accountant? Why? Did he steal? - Huh? 632 00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:19,776 Steal? What would he steal? 633 00:58:19,801 --> 00:58:21,609 I know all about the bills! 634 00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:23,927 The bills? What kind of bills, dear? 635 00:58:23,952 --> 00:58:27,184 What kind of bills? He oversees the church accounts! 636 00:58:27,209 --> 00:58:29,536 Ah... I don't understand, dear. 637 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,306 80 million! I know you understand! 638 00:58:31,331 --> 00:58:33,047 Are we all going crazy? 639 00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:35,855 That's all nonsense... 640 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,908 You should talk to my brother. You know, dear? 641 00:58:37,933 --> 00:58:40,807 We are raising funds to organize an anti-sex campaign. 642 00:58:40,832 --> 00:58:43,715 Oh... what a very original idea! 643 00:58:43,740 --> 00:58:46,165 And tell me, do we have to subsidize all of it ourselves! 644 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,301 Ah... perhaps! 645 00:58:47,326 --> 00:58:49,221 - You know our committee... - Your brother! 646 00:58:50,118 --> 00:58:52,944 - My brother has a great head! - His great head is full of... 647 00:58:52,969 --> 00:58:55,283 Yes! You can say it out loud, you know? 648 00:58:55,308 --> 00:58:57,183 My brother is an avant-garde priest! 649 00:58:57,208 --> 00:59:01,095 A priest with clear ideas! A true priest! He's on the attack! 650 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:05,130 Yes, he is on the attack, but lo and behold, he always attacks us! 651 00:59:05,161 --> 00:59:06,945 This year alone, you owe 80 million! 652 00:59:07,532 --> 00:59:11,898 Since your always on the workers side, you should understand these things! 653 00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:15,229 It's only fair to take from the rich to give to the poor! 654 00:59:15,254 --> 00:59:17,606 The only difference is that he is a clerical "Robin Hood." 655 00:59:17,631 --> 00:59:19,896 Ah, your sarcasm is out of place! 656 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,647 You know better than me... 657 00:59:21,672 --> 00:59:25,780 that every Lira he collects gets sent to Rome. 658 00:59:25,805 --> 00:59:30,069 To Rome! I'm convinced he sends it all to a personal account in Switzerland! 659 00:59:35,066 --> 00:59:36,359 Oh, thanks. 660 00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:42,108 You're always working. 661 00:59:43,759 --> 00:59:46,049 You know? I would like to make love. 662 00:59:46,472 --> 00:59:49,436 Come on, Laura. Go away. Can't you see I'm busy. 663 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,578 For goodness' sakes, Laura. Come on. Go away. 664 00:59:54,603 --> 00:59:56,351 But I would really like to do it. 665 00:59:57,492 --> 00:59:59,021 Now is not the time! 666 00:59:59,046 --> 01:00:02,259 I have work to do. Furthermore, your sister could arrive at any moment. 667 01:00:02,284 --> 01:00:03,971 Come on. Forget about it. 668 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:05,640 Don't make any excuses... 669 01:00:05,665 --> 01:00:07,493 - You've changed, I can't fix that! - Come on! 670 01:00:07,518 --> 01:00:09,367 Just be clear and tell me you don't like it. 671 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:12,231 It's a new job, but you can't think about anything else. 672 01:00:12,712 --> 01:00:14,304 Leave me alone! 673 01:00:28,773 --> 01:00:32,008 Mermaid of the Sea. You can smile, no need to fear! 674 01:00:32,033 --> 01:00:33,041 Well done, young lady... 675 01:00:33,072 --> 01:00:36,448 With a little bit of training, you could make all the way to Mallorca! 676 01:00:45,252 --> 01:00:47,455 I can last longer underwater without the bottoms. 677 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,983 Ah, because you can also breathe back there. Well done! 678 01:00:59,013 --> 01:01:00,210 Bitch. 679 01:01:04,392 --> 01:01:07,722 Holy shit! Here he is coming this way. 680 01:01:08,772 --> 01:01:11,704 - Hello there, Don Maurizio. - Dearest, Franco. 681 01:01:11,729 --> 01:01:13,220 You're in excellent shape. 682 01:01:13,245 --> 01:01:14,701 Eh, I can't complain. 683 01:01:14,726 --> 01:01:17,046 I can tell that your charity work is going swimmingly. 684 01:01:17,071 --> 01:01:19,270 God must always be praised! 685 01:01:19,295 --> 01:01:20,455 Listen, Franco... 686 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,731 I don't see you anymore during my official duties. 687 01:01:22,756 --> 01:01:26,660 Well, everyone has their own duties to worry about, right? 688 01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:29,254 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes... Where is Flora? 689 01:01:29,279 --> 01:01:32,934 - Upstairs, close to Paradise. - Close to Para... close to Paradise! 690 01:01:39,856 --> 01:01:41,098 So... 691 01:01:41,122 --> 01:01:43,578 - Maurizio! - Flora. 692 01:01:43,603 --> 01:01:46,218 Oh God, save me! I'm so glad you're here. 693 01:01:46,243 --> 01:01:48,563 But, what's going on? You seem troubled. 694 01:01:48,588 --> 01:01:52,020 Furthermore, your husband is more satirical than usual. 695 01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:53,848 - Come here. - I don't want to know. 696 01:01:53,873 --> 01:01:55,008 - My big brother... - Yes. 697 01:01:55,032 --> 01:01:56,277 - I want to confess. - Confess? 698 01:01:56,302 --> 01:01:57,477 - Immediately. - At this time? 699 01:01:57,502 --> 01:02:00,221 - Immediately, immediately! - Well my dear, speak... 700 01:02:00,246 --> 01:02:03,100 Don Maurizio, I have to make a confession! 701 01:02:05,058 --> 01:02:09,120 You confess! But what harm could you have done my sister. 702 01:02:12,118 --> 01:02:15,164 What... my sister, sorry! 703 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,095 Tell me everything. 704 01:02:17,892 --> 01:02:19,568 - Go ahead and talk. - Eh... 705 01:02:19,593 --> 01:02:20,688 - Go ahead. - Ah! 706 01:02:20,713 --> 01:02:22,499 Don't look at me or I won't be able to talk. 707 01:02:22,523 --> 01:02:23,685 - I'm not looking. - Okay. 708 01:02:23,710 --> 01:02:24,716 - Go on. - Yes. 709 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:27,210 What happened was that the Accountant... 710 01:02:29,065 --> 01:02:30,975 - Which Accountant? - Which one do you think? 711 01:02:32,338 --> 01:02:33,817 - Which one do I think? - Eh. 712 01:02:33,842 --> 01:02:35,295 - Well then? - Well then... 713 01:02:37,819 --> 01:02:38,885 Go ahead... 714 01:02:38,909 --> 01:02:39,918 He tried... 715 01:02:39,943 --> 01:02:41,091 Tell me... 716 01:02:42,374 --> 01:02:44,465 He jumped on me and tried to rape me! 717 01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:45,497 - No! - Yes! 718 01:02:45,521 --> 01:02:46,772 - No! - Yes! 719 01:02:48,793 --> 01:02:49,868 And what did you do? 720 01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:52,453 And what could I do? 721 01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:54,909 I'm a defenseless woman. 722 01:02:54,934 --> 01:02:57,453 I tried to defend myself with all my strength, 723 01:02:57,478 --> 01:03:00,165 imploring all the Saints in Heaven. 724 01:03:04,058 --> 01:03:05,519 Here I come! 725 01:03:09,770 --> 01:03:11,527 Come on, let's do four laps. 726 01:03:36,214 --> 01:03:37,767 How nice! 727 01:03:37,799 --> 01:03:39,802 How nice your son is! 728 01:03:44,422 --> 01:03:49,521 Don't tell me you didn't feel some quiet pleasure, eh? 729 01:03:49,546 --> 01:03:51,634 I know you, my sister! 730 01:03:51,659 --> 01:03:55,432 I know you! We grew up together. 731 01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:57,447 You pestered him! 732 01:03:57,472 --> 01:04:00,567 You provoked his animal instincts. 733 01:04:00,592 --> 01:04:02,774 You caused an outburst in him! 734 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,172 - No! No! - Yes! Yes! Yes! 735 01:04:05,204 --> 01:04:06,841 I'll take care of it for you. 736 01:04:06,872 --> 01:04:09,146 I will punish that sexual maniac... 737 01:04:09,172 --> 01:04:12,086 Maurizio, no. I beg of you. Don't cause a scandal! 738 01:04:12,111 --> 01:04:15,724 Think about my marriage! Think about my son for heaven's sake! 739 01:04:15,749 --> 01:04:18,375 Please! I beg of you in memory of our mother... 740 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,794 Our poor mother! 741 01:04:19,825 --> 01:04:22,911 No, leave our mother out of this! She was benevolent, for goodness' sake! 742 01:04:22,936 --> 01:04:24,149 Leave her alone! 743 01:04:30,972 --> 01:04:32,729 You have a half-crazy husband. 744 01:04:32,754 --> 01:04:34,567 Yes, his is a fool. 745 01:04:38,399 --> 01:04:40,252 Look who is coming? 746 01:04:41,473 --> 01:04:43,784 I'm going to sunbathe in the garden. 747 01:04:48,686 --> 01:04:50,723 - Maurizio. - There he is! 748 01:04:52,799 --> 01:04:55,088 Oh, please! Maurizio! 749 01:04:55,089 --> 01:04:58,007 Maurizio, what are you going to do? What will they say in Rome? 750 01:04:58,032 --> 01:04:59,936 I beg you! Stop for goodness' sake! 751 01:04:59,961 --> 01:05:01,488 I beg you. Oh! 752 01:05:03,436 --> 01:05:04,974 You are strong, Accountant. 753 01:05:04,999 --> 01:05:07,895 The need to squeeze harder. Go on. 754 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,313 Do not worry about it. I know certain tricks that no one else does. 755 01:05:11,338 --> 01:05:12,352 Accountant! 756 01:05:12,377 --> 01:05:15,601 - Don't call me! Leave me alone! - Accountant! 757 01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:16,663 Huh? 758 01:05:16,688 --> 01:05:17,963 And the girl... 759 01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:20,711 - Cover her up. - Huh? 760 01:05:21,572 --> 01:05:22,639 I said to cover her up! 761 01:05:22,663 --> 01:05:24,139 Put away her... 762 01:05:27,339 --> 01:05:30,543 Ah... That's it. Now you can go. 763 01:05:30,568 --> 01:05:31,579 I hear you. 764 01:05:31,604 --> 01:05:36,259 I was just explaining to the young lady not to eat before swimming. 765 01:05:36,284 --> 01:05:37,352 - Accountant. - Yes. 766 01:05:37,377 --> 01:05:38,424 Did you make the payments? 767 01:05:38,449 --> 01:05:42,557 Of course I made the payments. Didn't you want me to make them? 768 01:05:42,582 --> 01:05:44,220 - Accountant. - Yes. 769 01:05:44,245 --> 01:05:48,181 You have committed an act that disrespects us and our honor. 770 01:05:48,206 --> 01:05:49,212 - Accountant. - Yes. 771 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:50,905 - You're weak! - Yes. 772 01:05:50,929 --> 01:05:52,929 - But accidentally! - But accidentally! 773 01:05:53,394 --> 01:05:55,149 Did you ask her? 774 01:05:55,174 --> 01:05:56,511 - Well, yes. - Oh, yes. 775 01:05:57,598 --> 01:06:02,721 You knew she wouldn't be able to refuse an Accountant employee. 776 01:06:02,746 --> 01:06:04,514 That's not the way! 777 01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:06,783 Excuse me, let me dry off. 778 01:06:06,808 --> 01:06:10,494 No, no, no... Let's not change the subject, Accountant. 779 01:06:10,518 --> 01:06:13,582 I'm talking about the bills you presented to my brother-in-law. 780 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:15,920 May he be praised. 781 01:06:15,945 --> 01:06:17,145 - Who? - The other one. 782 01:06:18,284 --> 01:06:20,287 - Go prepare the bills for tomorrow. - I'm going. 783 01:06:20,312 --> 01:06:21,513 - Go on. - Ah! 784 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:23,846 My God! 785 01:06:28,657 --> 01:06:30,367 What the hell am I going to do? 786 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:36,359 He is going to drown! 787 01:06:36,384 --> 01:06:40,020 If they don't get me in 3 minutes, I'm leaving because it's too wet. 788 01:06:40,045 --> 01:06:41,547 Paola, help him! 789 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,944 Finally, the life-guard has arrived. 790 01:06:54,118 --> 01:06:55,625 Paoletta, grab him down below! 791 01:06:56,133 --> 01:06:57,622 Grab him down below! 792 01:07:01,028 --> 01:07:02,987 Well done. Give me a hand. 793 01:07:03,012 --> 01:07:05,888 No, I'll give you a hand. That would be better! 794 01:07:05,919 --> 01:07:07,636 - Go slowly. - He's heavy! 795 01:07:07,661 --> 01:07:09,204 Yes, he is heavy! 796 01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:13,790 Look at his fat belly, eh? 797 01:07:14,557 --> 01:07:17,329 Now we need to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 798 01:07:17,354 --> 01:07:18,529 Good. That's it. 799 01:07:18,554 --> 01:07:21,181 Well, God! Hey, Paola! No! 800 01:07:21,206 --> 01:07:23,811 No, Paola. Hold the tongue so he can breathe. 801 01:07:23,835 --> 01:07:24,994 Do you understand, Paola? 802 01:07:25,018 --> 01:07:26,977 No. You don't know the technique, okay. 803 01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:30,021 No, no... You're doing it wrong, Paola. 804 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,260 Paola, that's wrong, my daughter. I'll take care of it. 805 01:07:33,286 --> 01:07:35,728 No. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's nothing. 806 01:07:35,753 --> 01:07:36,935 Absolutely nothing! 807 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,847 Nothing's wrong and even if there was, I wouldn't tell you. 808 01:07:51,308 --> 01:07:53,196 Don't shout! You almost gave me a heart attack. 809 01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:54,962 Stupid! Can't you tell it's fake? 810 01:07:54,986 --> 01:07:56,881 Look at this! 811 01:07:58,186 --> 01:08:00,699 You always want to make jokes, but never want to make love. 812 01:08:01,403 --> 01:08:03,574 Anyways, the joke wasn't meant for you... 813 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:06,488 it was meant for my father. 814 01:08:06,513 --> 01:08:08,621 He is an intelligent man and understands jokes. 815 01:08:08,646 --> 01:08:12,208 Every time you insist, I lose all interest in making love! 816 01:08:12,233 --> 01:08:13,954 Sorry, eh! I'm so sorry! 817 01:08:13,979 --> 01:08:16,101 How come you can't think of anything else? 818 01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,080 Yes. If I feel like, I'll just tell you... 819 01:08:18,105 --> 01:08:20,109 and if you don't like it, I don't care. 820 01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:22,417 Stop it... I can't stand you anymore! 821 01:08:22,442 --> 01:08:23,687 The same goes for me! 822 01:08:23,712 --> 01:08:25,885 Go ahead. Go and complain to your father! 823 01:08:25,910 --> 01:08:27,034 Tell him I don't screw you, 824 01:08:27,058 --> 01:08:29,081 then everyone will know how unhappy you are! 825 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:30,917 As a matter of fact, let me say it... 826 01:08:30,942 --> 01:08:32,617 I don't screw my wife! 827 01:08:32,641 --> 01:08:35,292 I don't screw my wife! How about that? 828 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:32,876 Are you anxious, dear? 829 01:10:33,473 --> 01:10:36,278 Would you like me to make you some nice chamomile tea? 830 01:10:36,303 --> 01:10:38,270 No, no. Thanks, dear. Go to sleep. 831 01:10:38,294 --> 01:10:42,455 What's your problem? Did you get angry at factory? 832 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:45,005 No, I haven't been there for two days. 833 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,668 - Sleep. Go to sleep. - Bye. 834 01:10:48,693 --> 01:10:51,180 - In short, you don't need anything. - Hmm? 835 01:10:56,445 --> 01:10:57,980 Dear... 836 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,387 Have you talked to my brother? 837 01:11:00,412 --> 01:11:02,256 Don't remind me. I beg of you. 838 01:11:03,299 --> 01:11:04,787 Why? What did he tell you? 839 01:11:04,813 --> 01:11:09,001 He doesn't say! He just asks all the time! 840 01:11:09,026 --> 01:11:11,502 All he does is ask! Good night! 841 01:11:28,007 --> 01:11:29,182 Dear... 842 01:11:30,338 --> 01:11:33,764 I think something is wrong. 843 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,102 Yes, there is something! 844 01:11:35,127 --> 01:11:38,518 What's wrong with you, my love? Tell me! 845 01:11:38,543 --> 01:11:43,854 No. Please, Flora. Leave me alone. Now is not the time! 846 01:11:43,879 --> 01:11:45,479 Sleep, dear! Sleep! 847 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,187 - Good night. - Uhh, good night. 848 01:11:49,211 --> 01:11:50,395 Ugh! 849 01:11:50,420 --> 01:11:51,973 Nothing ever happens in this house! 850 01:11:51,997 --> 01:11:53,122 Ohh! 851 01:11:53,146 --> 01:11:55,208 - Good morning, Engineer. - Good morning, Lucrecia 852 01:11:55,233 --> 01:11:57,575 - Do you need anything else? - Oh, yes. 853 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,055 - Go tell Rodolfo to prepare the car. - Yes, Engineer. 854 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,443 - Good morning, Dad. - Hello, Sandro. 855 01:12:18,212 --> 01:12:19,943 So, did you fall out of bed? 856 01:12:20,679 --> 01:12:23,674 Why did you call me so early this morning? 857 01:12:23,699 --> 01:12:25,207 Well, it's really not that early. 858 01:12:27,933 --> 01:12:31,142 Well anyways... it's nothing serious. 859 01:12:32,956 --> 01:12:35,483 No. We never see you. So... 860 01:12:36,825 --> 01:12:39,320 You know, sometimes doubts can arise. 861 01:12:39,346 --> 01:12:40,606 I don't understand. 862 01:12:41,546 --> 01:12:45,374 Tell me about yourself... do you consider yourself a happy man? 863 01:12:45,399 --> 01:12:46,712 Yes, why? 864 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,654 And Laura, is she also happy and satisfied? 865 01:12:52,679 --> 01:12:54,641 I don't see any reason why she wouldn't be... 866 01:12:54,672 --> 01:12:56,183 She has everything she wants. 867 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,194 Well, as for the two of you... how are they going? 868 01:13:00,219 --> 01:13:02,485 How are they going? How should they be going? 869 01:13:02,932 --> 01:13:05,798 Do you think Laura... is dissatisfied? 870 01:13:05,822 --> 01:13:06,974 No, no! 871 01:13:10,173 --> 01:13:12,968 Do you have doubts about my manhood or... 872 01:13:12,993 --> 01:13:14,839 about her femininity! 873 01:13:14,864 --> 01:13:18,234 Dad, the two of us used to go screw women. 874 01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:20,255 I had my first fuck with a friend of yours... 875 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,727 and I think you weren't to happy about it either, right! 876 01:13:23,909 --> 01:13:27,376 As far as... As for Laura I can assure you... 877 01:13:27,401 --> 01:13:29,027 that she is a female with plenty of... 878 01:13:29,051 --> 01:13:31,074 Yes, yes. All right... 879 01:13:31,428 --> 01:13:32,554 I understand. 880 01:13:34,071 --> 01:13:37,801 Are you busy today... or can you come with me to the office? 881 01:13:37,826 --> 01:13:40,314 I have to go to see my father-in-law. 882 01:13:40,339 --> 01:13:43,072 We are preparing the program for the electoral campaign. 883 01:13:46,246 --> 01:13:49,373 Are you sure you have chosen the right path? 884 01:13:51,019 --> 01:13:52,714 Well that... that I don't know. 885 01:13:53,405 --> 01:13:54,640 See you tonight, bye. 886 01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:57,072 Bye. 887 01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:17,143 (Carmen opera performance...) 888 01:16:20,213 --> 01:16:24,345 Here's an extra room. Accountant, this will be your room. 889 01:16:24,370 --> 01:16:29,337 Oh! You must ravage this poor creature! 890 01:16:29,362 --> 01:16:31,647 A victim of carnal sin! 891 01:16:31,685 --> 01:16:34,642 I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm very bad! 892 01:16:36,536 --> 01:16:38,857 We would be committing a mortal sin, we are both married! 893 01:16:38,882 --> 01:16:41,737 Who cares! We can do penance later! 894 01:16:41,761 --> 01:16:43,889 We will go to hell, ma'am! 895 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,647 What does it matter? Nature is calling us. 896 01:16:46,672 --> 01:16:48,134 Can't you hear it? 897 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,123 Ooh, Ooh! 898 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:52,933 That's the cry of an animal in heat. 899 01:16:52,957 --> 01:16:54,178 I'm scared! 900 01:16:54,203 --> 01:16:58,244 Oh! Don't make me suffer so much! 901 01:16:58,269 --> 01:17:00,215 Mrs. Flora, don't you realize... 902 01:17:00,242 --> 01:17:03,001 If we happen to have a child, they will call him a child of sin! 903 01:17:03,026 --> 01:17:04,976 and that would be horrible. 904 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:06,371 However, if that's an order... 905 01:17:06,395 --> 01:17:11,070 At least think about your career! Don't you care about your career? 906 01:17:11,095 --> 01:17:13,025 Good point! Good point! 907 01:17:13,049 --> 01:17:14,324 Make me yours! 908 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,232 - I'm crazy! - Me too! 909 01:18:05,365 --> 01:18:06,723 I'm crazy! 910 01:18:15,145 --> 01:18:17,173 Why don't we do some crazy things? 911 01:18:25,298 --> 01:18:27,000 I said I'm crazy. 912 01:18:27,025 --> 01:18:29,004 But, I didn't say I was an asshole. 913 01:18:37,339 --> 01:18:38,610 Here we are... 914 01:18:39,586 --> 01:18:42,245 Come on... Go in there... 915 01:18:54,951 --> 01:18:56,427 Holy... 916 01:18:57,499 --> 01:19:01,251 I warned you, when I go wild, no one can stop me! 917 01:19:01,276 --> 01:19:04,555 I have more hormones than country animals! 918 01:19:11,385 --> 01:19:13,795 Don Maurizio thinks something should be done for... 919 01:19:13,820 --> 01:19:16,838 for the Madonna of Loreto and for Pompeii. 920 01:19:18,413 --> 01:19:20,314 Why... are they sick? 921 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:22,420 He's humorous. 922 01:19:22,451 --> 01:19:25,277 Yes, it's humorous, but not very tactful. 923 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:29,490 It's just a question of competition. 924 01:19:29,514 --> 01:19:31,514 Italians always like foreign things! 925 01:19:32,088 --> 01:19:34,575 Right, Don Maurizio. Holy words! 926 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,770 They all go to Lourdes as if the Madonna doesn't do miracles in Italy. 927 01:19:39,134 --> 01:19:40,740 Uh... Yes, that's true. 928 01:19:42,787 --> 01:19:44,844 Eh, you're right. We have so many Madonna's here, 929 01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:46,868 why do we have to bother the other ones? 930 01:19:49,273 --> 01:19:51,099 Look, dear Franco... 931 01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:55,982 apart from the fact that we only have one Virgin. One! 932 01:19:56,021 --> 01:19:58,913 We have the duty to create new interests, 933 01:19:58,938 --> 01:20:02,141 we have the duty to maintain the Faith. 934 01:20:02,166 --> 01:20:06,566 Which at this moment seems to falter... 935 01:20:06,591 --> 01:20:09,879 and pilgrimages are... a safe vehicle... 936 01:20:10,732 --> 01:20:13,702 of authentic strength and devotion. 937 01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,941 There you are. I hope I explained myself. 938 01:20:16,966 --> 01:20:20,660 You certainly understood me, right? Okay... 939 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,615 They cost what they cost. 940 01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:27,219 What do you have to say, your Honor. 941 01:20:28,592 --> 01:20:30,166 Great answer! 942 01:20:30,192 --> 01:20:32,868 How about you Laura, let's hear your opinion. 943 01:20:32,892 --> 01:20:36,567 I don't seed why we have to talk about sanctuaries all night. 944 01:20:37,651 --> 01:20:39,269 But... Laura! 945 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:41,929 This is one of the biggest problems in our country! 946 01:20:41,954 --> 01:20:44,729 Of course... let's get busy! 947 01:20:44,754 --> 01:20:48,634 If that's the case, let's go on a pilgrimage to Loreto tomorrow. 948 01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:51,848 And there we will lay the foundation of our great movement! 949 01:20:51,873 --> 01:20:54,083 You can count on my support, Don Maurizio. 950 01:20:54,108 --> 01:20:55,516 Don't count me in! 951 01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:00,508 Oh... hello. 952 01:22:04,359 --> 01:22:05,536 Thank you. 953 01:22:10,687 --> 01:22:12,969 - And where is Sandro? - Always working. 954 01:22:20,518 --> 01:22:22,544 Hey! good job! 955 01:23:09,492 --> 01:23:12,167 Every day we discover a new aspect of life... 956 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:14,240 and of everything that surrounds us... 957 01:23:14,266 --> 01:23:15,648 You just have to want it. 958 01:23:15,673 --> 01:23:18,217 - You mean, I don't want that to? - I don't know. 959 01:23:29,685 --> 01:23:31,794 Have you ever had a lover? 960 01:23:31,826 --> 01:23:33,466 Who me? I do not know! 961 01:23:39,693 --> 01:23:42,246 Sometimes lovers are just stuck in fantasy world. 962 01:23:42,271 --> 01:23:45,547 Have you ever tried to make one of your fantasies come true? 963 01:23:45,572 --> 01:23:47,119 Oh, no... 964 01:23:47,144 --> 01:23:48,759 Really, no. 965 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:01,895 Why don't you give it a try? 966 01:24:07,646 --> 01:24:10,537 They sense the weather. Soon it will rain. 967 01:24:28,316 --> 01:24:30,620 - Hurry up. - Wait a moment. 968 01:24:31,293 --> 01:24:32,979 Wait. 969 01:24:33,004 --> 01:24:34,584 - Hurry up. - I'm coming. 970 01:24:34,608 --> 01:24:36,608 (Singing) 971 01:24:39,191 --> 01:24:41,456 Come on. Come on. Let's go! 972 01:24:45,506 --> 01:24:47,307 The horses weren't wrong. 973 01:24:48,025 --> 01:24:50,635 - My goodness, I'm soaked! - Oof! 974 01:28:22,026 --> 01:28:24,163 - Franco... - Don't say anything. 975 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:27,846 I have to say something. I need to say something. 976 01:28:27,871 --> 01:28:29,541 I already know what you are going to say. 977 01:28:29,566 --> 01:28:32,383 I wanted this... all I really wanted was this. 978 01:28:33,427 --> 01:28:36,221 Another man's woman has never been a problem for me. 979 01:28:36,246 --> 01:28:39,407 However this time... the woman is my daughter-in-law. 980 01:29:39,439 --> 01:29:42,689 - Shall I serve dinner, Engineer? - No, thanks. I'm not hungry. 981 01:29:44,359 --> 01:29:46,127 - Good night. - Good night. 982 01:30:32,459 --> 01:30:35,318 What are you doing there? Come in. Don't be shocked. 983 01:30:38,961 --> 01:30:42,236 - Pretty, huh? - Don't look to closely, you're married. 984 01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:04,543 What's wrong with you now? 985 01:31:04,568 --> 01:31:07,103 So you like to sulk, huh? 986 01:31:10,073 --> 01:31:12,276 Your are really annoying me. Understand? 987 01:31:12,301 --> 01:31:13,762 Are you coming in or not? 988 01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:17,803 Go to hell! 989 01:32:02,305 --> 01:32:04,351 Gallop! Gallop! 990 01:33:57,605 --> 01:34:00,605 Translated by Eduardo AKA 70s_Euro_Trash